For The Love Of Chéri (CHAPTERS 1-112 REWRITTEN)

Chapter 48 : Enter, Ethan Gilvezin, Conspiracy Theorist.

"Faggots. Faggots everywhere. All of them, they're all at it. Sucking each other's dicks. It's fucking disgusting." The man said as he put his lunch tray on the table in front of Lennon.

Lennon looked at the man known as 'The Canadian' as he sat and opened his cola. The man was tall around six-foot, strongly built, blonde, China blue-eyed and quite good looking. He had a broad Canadian accent which made him sound very warm and friendly when he wasn't ranting.

"Wow, I don't know what to say to that. By the way, the names Lennon. What's your name?"

"Ethan. So then, Lennon. How'd you find yourself in this hell hole?"

"Ohh, I'm in Security."

"Yeah! About that team, a bunch of Faggots. A lot of them swing both ways too. I hear they're fucking the whores and other guys. They're led by a male dominatrix in black plastic fetish gear. He's a weird long-limbed, a gangly and sickly looking man who's dyed his hair platinum blond, disgusting. This shit is at epidemic proportions now! I mean, I'm a Christian man surrounded by this perversion and depravity." Ethan said.

"You're right about that deformed French idiot. You're Christian? Cool, what denomination?" Lennon asked.

"Presbyterian." Ethan answered.

"I'm Roman Catholic." Lennon smiled. "I gotta admit. It's nice to meet a religious straight guy around here, even with your extreme views."

"Ahh, excuse me. You should know that God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Also, strictly, strictly speaking... Presbyterians don't consider Catholics as true Christians. I'm very Liberal about it so don't worry, please." Ethan said.

Lennon looked puzzled. "Wow, though personally, I do deviate slightly from church doctrine, in that I really have no problem with LGBT+ people. Even this Pope is a lot more Liberal."

"Okay, I'm, not down with this whole Pope thing, but I get where you're coming from, man. But! That's where the rot sets in." Ethan responded.

"Which rot?"

Ethan raised his brow. "You know. These groups are always bangin' on about how they need rights and how they get discriminated against, but you come to a place like this, and they fuckin' bully you! I know they talk behind my back, they're always pushing this 'work on your back' agenda thing, then the fucking 'do porn thing'. They then tell you 'Aww do a few guys first, then you do it with girls'. Bullshit. I keep tellin them all to fuck off with this gay shit. I don't lay with men or random women." Ethan said.

"Really?! You're sexually harassed?!" Lennon asked, rather shocked.

"Yeah! With this fuckin' gay agenda shit, constantly." Ethan said.

Lennon shook his head. "That ain't right, and it gives the community a bad name."

"I don't care about their 'community'. Normally, I do my business, they do theirs, but when they started leanin' on me to do gay shit it really made me turn on the lot of them fags, fag enablers and the most dangerous fags, the bisexuals. They were the ones that gave us all AIDS cause of their gay activities." Ethan said.

"That's not exactly true. AIDS was rife amongst drug addicts and prostitutes as well. " Lennon said as he scratched his head.

"Dude, you sound like a fag enabler." Ethan said.

Lennon exhaled uncomfortably. "I guess you'd call me one. But, wouldn't it be nice if everyone just got on? I mean, who someone sleeps with doesn't affect anyone else at all! Who cares what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom?"