Chapter 50: Meet Mr. Pungent

142 6 1
                                    

In the city, a cologne shop opened up yesterday, and a cologne salesman name Jeffrey is giving out free samples of his cologne to male customers.

In the city, a cologne shop opened up yesterday, and a cologne salesman name Jeffrey is giving out free samples of his cologne to male customers

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Jeffrey: Hello, would you like a free sample of my male body cologne?

Male (Frances): Sure.

Jeffrey: The first bottle is free per customer.

Frances: Hmm. Okay. *He takes the bottle and sprints a little bit and smells it.* Mmm. I smell Blackwood and mountain stream. Manly. Very manly.

Jeffrey: Thank you. Tell all your friends.

Frances: I will. *Soon, Mayor Bourgeois walks down the street and sees Jeffrey's cologne shop.*

Mayor Bourgeois: Ahem.

Jeffrey: Hello, mayor Bourgeois. Would you like to sample my new cologne? *He sprint some, Mayor Bourgeois coughed and fanned the smell away.*

Mayor Bourgeois: That won't be necessary. I just wanna let you know about your little business.

Jeffrey: Yes? What about it?

Mayor Bourgeois: I'm afraid people are filing a complaint about your cologne fragrance.

Jeffrey: Is it a good complaint or a bad complaint?

Mayor Bourgeois: A bad complaint. They're saying your smell is causing people asthma attacks and allergies. And other people find the smell very unpleasant.

Jeffrey: People would have to get used to the smell of my cologne fragrance. No big deal.

Mayor Bourgeois: It is a big deal. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shut your business down.

Jeffrey: No, Mayor. You can't do that, I just started my business.

Mayor Bourgeois: I'm doing this for people's safety and health. And this is not a safe and healthy smell. We close down at 3:00. *He walks away, and Jeffrey sighed and looks sad too.*

*

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
The one who lost hope (sequel): Evil strikes again part 1Where stories live. Discover now