Javier and other members of the security team walked into the canteen, talking about the latest gossip.
"Yeah, then she belted old bulletproof right across the face!" Juan said.
Kenzo looked shocked. "What did he do? Punch her back? Because he's like that."
"Nothing, absolutely nothing." Javier said. "She's the only person I've ever seen shout at him, hit him, and verbally abuse him, and he just takes it. I tell you."
Mateo piped up, "That's love."
"What I'd give to deck old bulletproof Marcel." Rodriguez added.
"Lennon decked him, and he punched him right back, so he ain't all bark. I was shocked to see him physically dishing out beat down! He and Lennon were really goin' at it! Punching each other in the face. He usually just shoots people he can't stand and has The Greek get rid of the bodies." Diego said
"Good old Stelios and his trawler. Isn't he related to Marcel in some way, by marriage? I think he's married to Marcel's sister or something?" Javier asked.
"Fuck knows, fuck cares. But if he and Lennon did have another fight, I wonder if he knows that if Lennon shot Marcel it wouldn't kill him." Mateo said.
"The boss ain't bulletproof! He's just shockingly lucky!" Kenzo said.
"He is too bulletproof!" Javier said while crossing himself.
"Hey, back to the subject! Do any of you remember that big fight that Spangna and Marcel had in the reception room? He was obviously trying to hush her and she just knocked his top hat off and slapped him and then threw her drink at him. Thankfully he's usually decked out head to foot in plastic so he's wipe clean. He noticed that me and a couple of people saw it so he forcibly grabbed her hands behind her back, cuffed her for creating a disturbance and dragged her off. I thought the fight was about something work-related, but hearing you guys, I ain't so sure." Juan said.
"Really?! What did she say when he cuffed her?!" Javier asked.
"She just kept shouting 'Are you serious?! Are you really serious Marce?!', she called him Marce! I expected to see the Bordello star in the detainment room but she wasn't there when I went to check." Juan said. "He obviously did it to seemingly drag her off legitimately cause she was causing a scene."
"She called him 'Marce!?' That's suspicious! Calling him anything apart from AK, Sir or Marcel is a disciplinary offence! Though, how'd that guy nail Spangna? Is she desperate for promotion and thinks he can give it to her?" Mateo asked.
Kenzo grinned "Ohh he can definitely give it to her, but it's no promotion."
"No, she really loves him, she always has, ever since day one! They've been attracted to each other." Mateo replied scratching his black hair.
"Let me get my violin out, and I'll play it with my dick. She's a deluded girl who's trying to replace her absent father and Marcel is a cold, calculating mercenary. There's no fucking way he'd be all sappy and lovey with her. I mean, I think he teases her because he knows she's deluded, like here in the canteen a couple of days ago when she called him 'baby' he didn't respond to it. He probably wouldn't even fuck her. He's that disinterested in sex." Kenzo said.
"Kenzo, they've been a quiet couple for a long time. He did respond! All of his lovely gestures to her are in French so they go unnoticed. He called her mon cœur, which means 'my heart'. That other day he didn't show up for work? He was In her bed! And she was obviously so good he couldn't even wake up in the morning! Also, Under that weird bondage waistcoat of his, he couldn't even do up his shirt because the buttons were all torn, so she must have ripped it straight off him. When I asked him what happened to his expensive shirt, he said he fell off his motorbike and ripped it." Juan said.
Kenzo turned back to Juan. "Bullshit. I've heard her talk all cutesy to him but he largely ignores her, like a decent fuckin' human being. Hell, I'd bang her for the experience but he wouldn't. Anyway, she's British. For him, that's a deal-breaker. He told me ever since I started! Never a British girl."
Juan just stared at Kenzo.
Mateo turned to Javier, "What do you think? Do you think the rumours Chéri is spreading is true? Are the boss and Spangna a couple?"
Javier shook his head, "I wouldn't put much on Chéri says. He's a master of tactical disinformation."
Juan turned to Kenzo. "Didn't she say they went out to the city together? And at the masquerade party, I remember seeing him in the VIP area with her and Bayani."
Kenzo pointed back. "Yeah, in her fuckin' dreams. He would hang out with her to couch her on negotiating her big deal. The boss ain't like that, all loved up."
"Yep, and British women just lay in bed like a dead fish. They're honestly the worst, most passionless women in Europe. I bet he's got some hot French girl on the side in secret." Rodriguez said.
"I doubt it. I heard he was too busy trying to get that misfit Chéri to sign on the dotted line and hand over his share of the Bordello until he found out about all the bullshit Chéri has going on. So, that plan obviously failed." Mateo added.
"I'm still confused over what exactly happened there." Javier said,"There's so much happening behind the scenes, but I know Chéri lied to him a lot, and he found out, or so Dolores said."
"Nah you're all wrong!" Rodriguez added. "Marcel isn't in a relationship with anyone! He's asexual. He never talks about his past or previous girlfriends because there are none. All he cares about is money, good wine, fine dining and making sure that he's comfortable in life. And yes, he is bulletproof."
"I agree, he's asexual, and yes bulletproof. Though he probably can't remember the last time he got fucked so gave up. He probably couldn't get aroused to save his life, unless someone showed him a bank balance in the millions." Mateo said.
"I know that girl Suzanne, even offered herself to him not to get thrown out of the Bordello. He turned that bitch down cold! He told her he wouldn't insult his body with such a wretched act. He was even offended by her offer." Rodriguez said.
Javier looked down. "She was desperate and an illegal. She'd have to be desperate to offer to sleep with the boss.
"Speaking of which! All she does now is walk behind Lennon bowing and scraping In the vain hope that Lennon will nail her with his rumoured, and probably fictitious, supersized cock." Diego replied.
"Yeah and good luck on that! Haha." Kenzo laughed. "He only knows one way to fuck. So she can go for it if she fancies seedy and rough anal sex all night while he's high on poppers or LSD. Enjoy aids, Suzy."
"Wait, Lennons on LSD and poppers?" Javier asked.
"That guy must be. He's weird enough for the LSD and poppers is part of the gay sex scene." Kenzo said. "Anyway, Chéri was on heroin at one point so it wouldn't surprise me if they were up all night on drugs. Even the boss has taken LSD."
Javier looked up, "Wait, what?"
"Suzanne needs to learn that sleeping with a lifelong gay guy ain't like sleeping with a straight one." Rodriguez added.
"Yep. Hope she likes anal, cause he sure does Haha." Mateo added making them all roar with laughter.
"That guy makes me laugh, walking around with his harem of Ladyboys. I bet he's fucked them all. That guy is so fucking bent that I bet he gets excited seeing his own dick." Kenzo said.
"Well if it's that long then he can sit in his room sucking himself off." Rodriguez replied.
"He probably does. That's a skill the boss could do with." Mateo added.
Kenzo turned to Mateo. "Well if Juan here, is to be believed then Spangna's blowing him." Kenzo replied. "She loves that old stale cum."
"Well, it's probably been sittin stale in him for the last thirty years! But Spangna wants it." Mateo said, making them all laugh.
"Can you imagine that? The boss on top of her groaning, bangin her and shit. Oh man, the thought of him naked makes me feel sick." Diego added.
"Thankfully I can't picture that shit." Kenzo said laughing. "Those two just can't be fucking. She's a hot cybergoth girl. What the fuck does she want with him."
Javier shook his head. "How did the convo change to self-sucking and stale cum?"
"Are you deaf? Get with the program." Kenzo added as he shoved Javier. "You need to get a fuckin' girlfriend, or are you another one of these benders?"
"Don't be stupid Ken. Am I the only one here who actually thinks Marcel is a good leader?" Javier asked.
"Shut up Javier! He treats you with disdain! You're gonna have to get in the very short queue behind Spangna if you wanna suck him off too." Juan said.
"Don't be an arsehole. I didn't say I liked the guy! He just owns the role like no one else has." Javier said.
Mateo held up a serviette. "Here Hav, there's a... tiny bit of shit still around your mouth."
"Keep it handy for the bloody nose you're about to receive." Javier answered.
"The only person who'll have shit around their mouth is Suzanne when Lennon's finished rough-housing her. He'll fuck her so hard she'll be tasting shit. She ain't gonna complain that he couldn't find her clit, she'll complain that guy couldn't find her whole vagina, even with GPS on his phone." Mateo said.
"Hey Ken, draw two maps! One for that pervy bastard Lennon and the other for the boss," Juan said.
"Plot twist! What if the boss is into kinky shit and is a dirty bastard who's fucked all the hot babes here cause he's into that weird shit. I mean, he practically walks about in bondage gear anyway and looks like a fucking dominatrix. What the fuck is up with those dark tinted Goggles he always wears anyway?! Is he light-sensitive?" Rodriguez said, making them all laugh loudly.
"Yes he is actually. He told me." Javier said.
"Huh?" Mateo said.
"Still don't get it, Spangna fucks young guys at their peak for those movies, not to mention, black guys. Why the fuck does she want a spindly, pale, white-dyed, squinty-eyed French guy with anger management problems and megalomania." Rodriguez wondered.
"That's her bag, and there's no accounting for bad taste. I wonder if he flips his lid at her. I know guys that are desperate for a chance with her." Mateo answered.
"No way! Spangna takes shit from no-one. It's already established that she beats on him! She took liberties with him from day one, which is usually when he asserts authority over people and they're scared of him." Javier said.
At that moment, lots of staff entered the canteen and Lexi made a beeline for Spangna as soon as she found out that she was from Manchester.
Spangna was a vision in her bright lime green cyberlox and large black and green-winged eyes. She wore a black top with large holes which showed a bright lime green bra underneath, with this she wore a short purple and black net covered skirt and wore tights made out of massive rips and holes that ran to her large fluffy boot covers that went up to her knees.
Spangna and Lexi hit it off right away and became good friends immediately, sharing info like where the best Brit ex-pat places were and about things happening back home, like Brexit, and how it may affect them.
The two new Thai boys Akara and Sanyi entered the canteen and were looking around for Chéri, so they found the most beautiful person in the canteen and introduced themselves.
"Oh no! My name is Bayani, not Chéri." Bayani said.
"Where are you from?" Sanyi asked.
"Filipino, You?" Bayani said.
"We're both from Bangkok!" they said excitedly.
"Ohh! Lovely!" Bayani said.
"You're, kind of cute." Akara said, twisting his hair.
"Don't tell him that! Even though, It's so true." Sanyi said covering some of his face in a shy, girly fashion.
"You both are gorgeous." Bayani answered.
"Top, bottom or versatile?" Akara asked Bayani.
"Versatile." Bayani said smiling, "You both?"
"Versatile." They said together.
"Well, that sounds like, any combination of fun." Bayani said.
"Do you want to see our room?" Sanyi asked, the mutual attraction between all three was intense.
Bayani got up from his chair. I would love to. I'm also happy for you to come to see mine, when you like."
All three got up and left the canteen, together.
Next Chapter: Canteen Talk: Enter, Lexi & Noir! I'm Lennon, LGBT Team Leader.