VLD Oneshots (Character x reader) ~ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED :'(

Reader and Paladins

Requested by: They_Mccal_MeKitten

*This is what you look like (If you don't recognise this character, her name is Sinon from Sword Art Online)

"So..." Lance nervously looked at you and flicked his eyes between you and Allura. "What is she again?"

"This is (y/n) she's my guardian" Allura answered. You stood next to Allura armed with your attached blades that clung to your forearms.

"She's kind of cute?" Hunk commented. You glared at Hunk and hissed at him. Your catlike figure always confused people at first sight, but your pale yellow eyes and fanged teeth always sobered them to reality. Hunk gulped and nervously smiled and waved.

"What the heck is she?" Keith questioned.

"I think she'd be classified as some kind of Neko" Pidge answered. "Japanese house cats are referred to as Neko, but mythology says they're catlike humanoids."

"That is quite correct although (y/n) is similar to what you might call a were-cat. She can fully transform into the feline creature she embodies at will although there are sometimes when she relaxes into that state" Allura giggled.

"Allura you really didn't need to tell them that" you frowned.

"I know you don't like me telling people about you (y/n), but these are our friends and seeing as I am leading the Paladins, you'll have to learn to trust and socialise with them," Allura replied.

"If that is your wish" You sighed.

"It is, believe me, they're good people." Allura laid a hand on your shoulder and smiled.

...

Lance, Pidge and Hunk gathered together and stuck their foreheads close in a group huddle.

"Okay, Allura says that she relaxes into a state so what does that mean?" Lance asked aloud.

"I think she's referring to a state similar to when cats are purring" Pidge answered.

"So what do we do?" Hunk asked.

"First we get her to trust us and then we'll figure out what Allura meant," Lance said.

...

"Hey (y/n)!" Lance grinned ear to ear and waved at you.

'They just don't get it do they?' You sighed. You waved back and walked past Lance taking note of his rapid heart rate and the scent of anxiety. "You know, your heart rate shouldn't be beating so fast if you genuinely meant to say, 'hello' to me," you said. Lance gulped and sweat protruded the air. "I don't know what's wrong with you, Pidge and Hunk. If you want something from me just ask" You huffed.

You turned your head toward Lance, glancing at his back and walked further down the hallway. These humans annoyed you more than ever. You felt used and almost despised. Being humanoid was a struggle when you were around other people who weren't a mix of two species. You sighed and returned to your bedroom. A foreign smell wafted from inside. Your ears twitched when you heard anxious footsteps from the hallway.

You cautiously opened the door and saw a hot plate of food left on your desk. You walked toward the dish and sniffed the plate. You could smell Hunk's scent as well as a bit of Lance's. You finally realised that Lance was being nervous because he didn't want you to know that he had left something in your room which Hunk had cooked. You smiled and nibbled at the dessert.

... (Dan dan DAAAAAAANNNNN!!!)...

"What was in this?" You hovered over the bowel of the toilet and drowsily hungover waiting for the next wave of nausea. "I am going to get those kids." Suddenly you lurched forward and spat out half of your stomach contents in the toilet. You moaned and flushed it down. Your stomach seemed to settle down a little more. You sat on the marble floor and closed your eyes. All you wanted was to fall asleep and forget the feeling of being nauseous.

When everything was over you stared in the mirror. Your face was red and your head was feeling rather happy. It was getting hard to think and you were feeling strangely safe and warm. "I don't know what was in that food, but I do feel happy" you giggled.

You stumbled out of the room and walked over to the couches. It was soooo comfy there and right now all you wanted to do was lie down and sleeeeepppp. "Oh, hello guys" You grinned. Pidge watched you wide-eyed while Lance and Hunk clung onto each other for dear life. "Am I too scary for you guys? Sorry about that." You plunked onto the couch and giggled to yourself.

"What the heck did you put her food?!" Pidge exclaimed.

"I thought a little bit of catnip in her dessert" Hunk answered.

"And I just put in a bit of sauce on top" Lance admitted.

"Are you sure it was a sauce? She's drunk!" Pidge shouted. Lance gulped.

"Come to think of it, didn't you guys wonder what Allura meant by me relaxing?" You said. Everybody suddenly leaned in and waited for you to finish. "What she meant was that if I happen to relax, you can scratch my ears when I turn into a cat. I really back it when people scratch my back too. It feels soooo nice!" You giggled. You stretched out on the couch and slowly shrunk into a blue cat.

"AAAAHHHH!" Lance screamed. "She turned into a cat!!!"

"I'm freaking out!" Pidge hollered.

"She looks so cute!" Hunk squealed. He inched closer and closer you and cautiously scratched you behind your ears. You curled your neck and rubbed against his hand and purred with delight. "Oh my gosh guys, this is so cool!" Hunk began to fangirl and fell back on the floor dazed. Pidge crawled on the floor and inched toward you like a worm, keeping a suspicious gaze on you.

Slowly, she reached out her hand and back to scratch your back. The instant she touched your fur she was on the floor dying of fangirl. "Her fur is so soft! It's like a cloud!"

"Let me try," Lance said. He picked you up gently and caressed your cheek and stroked your back. You purred at the sensation of a massage on your back and gently rested your head on his shoulder. His eyes grew wide and sparkled. "She. Is. The cutest thing. Ever!" Lance rubbed his face against your fur and started dying (not literally, you know what I mean).

"What are you doing?" Shiro walked into the room and looked at the trio blankly. "Where did that cat come from? Wait, is that (y/n)?!" He exclaimed.

"Yes, and she is the cutest thing ever!" Pidge squealed.

"Pidge are you okay?" Shiro gulped.

"Where's Keith? Her fur is the softest thing in the world. He has to touch her fur!" Hunk shrieked.

"Are you sure you guys are okay?" Shiro asked. Shiro turned around and saw Allura, Coran and Keith walking into the room. "Allura, can you tell me what on earth is going on?" Shiro asked. Allura giggled at the antics of Lance, Hunk and Pidge.

"It seems that they have found out (y/n)'s secret," Allura said.

"And what's that?" Keith asked.

"(y/n) can only turn into a cat when she is drunk and that she loves being scratched behind her ears and on her back. She hates it when people find out, but when she's in the moment, it's like heaven for her" Allura laughed.

Hello! Sorry this took so long! Hopefully, I'll get more ideas and start writing. If not, please comment some ideas that I can use for oneshots that you have already requested. Have a great day!

Cheerio! <3