VLD Oneshots (Character x reader) ~ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED :'(

Shopping Headcannon

Pidge – Pidge needs a shopping list when she goes, but she never steps close to fashion stores. It's as creepy as the morgue. She always takes the route where shopping stores are away from her. This is the only time of day she leaves her room to shop for things. She will do her grocery shopping, but when she sees something techy, she gets nerd-crazy and admires the thing for hours on end.

Lance – He needs a shopping list and three other people to make sure that he doesn't fill the trolley with gummy worms and sour straps. He will go crazy when he steps into the shopping centre and run around like a headless chook.

Hunk – Unfortunately, he gets nervous. Shopping is a girl's thing isn't it?? I mean, we need food. Okay, it's just food, we're not going out to be like those weird girls who try shoes on and walk out of the store. Deep breaths Hunk, deep breaths. Just get the trolley, get the food, pay for it, run to the car and drive away with your week's groceries... I'M GOING TO PASS OUT!!!

Keith – This kid goes into the centre without a word. He doesn't need a list. He walks in, gets the food, pays and walks out like a boss.

Allura – She doesn't even know what a shopping centre is until it is translated into the word 'Market.' After her first experience of crazy trolley drivers, spot hoggers and whining babies, she has never left Shiro's side.

Coran – He didn't know that you had to pay for it!! He tried the gummy worms first, got hyperactive and now he's running laps around Woolies. Coran, needs to have someone like Pidge, Shiro or Keith to keep him in check (Allura is with Shiro).

Shiro – When he shops, it no big deal. That is, if the Alteans don't tag along. Space Grandma/mum always clings onto Shiro wondering how humans live with such selfishness and pride while Coran tries to eat every single thing in the market without even paying for it! Yep! Space Dad needs help.