VLD Oneshots (Character x reader) ~ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED :'(

Pidge and reader - EGT (Earth Girl Time) part 2 (Reader x Matt Holt)

"Well tell me, let's hear some blackmailing stories" You cackled.

Once upon a time there- "Really? 'Once upon a time' Pidge?" You interrupted.

"Just shut up and let me tell the story!" Pidge screamed.

Once upon a time, there lived a small boy. His name was Matt and poor little Matt had a very big problem. He had a crush on a girl, her name was (y/n). He was smart, beautiful, frankly scary when you got on her bad side, but she was also compassionate towards others and that was the most attractive thing to poor Matt. His problem wasn't his crush, it was that there was the end of year celebration where you needed and date and the problem were that he needed to ask to be her date. Oh, what a dilemma he had!

What was worse was that she was being asked by other guys who were stronger and could take any girl out if they chucked a smile towards a group of girls, but (y/n) wasn't that cheap was she?

Matt waited in the distance as (y/n)'s fan group dispersed. Finally (y/n) was alone. "Hey," Matt called out.

"Hey!" (y/n) smiled.

"I'm guessing by the looks of the crowd, you have someone to go to the dance with," Matt said.

"Actually I don't, and they weren't asking me about the dance" (y/n) answered.

"Wh-Really? I could have sworn at least one of the guys mention the word, 'dance' in your conversation" Matt blurted out.

"Wait, were you eavesdropping Matt?!" (y/n) exclaimed.

"Y-yes" Matt admitted. His world crumbled apart as he saw her jaw and face tighten in anger. In the end, (y/n) ended up storming away and getting asked out by one of the other guys. Matt was paired with someone else he had no idea existed in the garrison.

"And that my friend is how terrible he was with girls" Pidge sighed, rolling her eyes at how bad her brother was with girls.

"Sounds more like Matt has trouble and misfortune constantly following him around when he wants to get a girl" You laughed.

"You have no idea, there was one time when he actually got slapped for stuttering. Because he said one of his words wrong, the girl took it the other way and smacked him across the face. His face was so red after that" Pidge recounted.

"Wow, I pity him for going through all that. Can you imagine never getting anyone just because of who you are, that's horrible!" You exclaimed.

"Easy for you to say" Pidge said, rolling her eyes.

"Hey, I'm not that different from you. I can't just bat my eyelashes and blow a kiss to just anyone and get away with it" You replied.

"Yeah, well we both know who's good at that" Pidge groaned.

"Lance," you both said. Pidge and you burst into laughter. "Do you remember the time when Lance was looking in the mirror and making model poses?" You laughed.

"Yeah, his biggest mistake was leaving the door wide open!" Pidge added.

"Oh! That time when Lance walked out into the room with his face mask and scared Allura to death" Pidge giggled. Her laughs caught up with her breath so hard that it sounded like she was being tickled to death. 

"She was screaming saying that she saw Lance's ghost and ran to Shiro's room. Gosh that was the day we started shipping them" You cried, falling back onto the floor.

"We are going to have some fun times in the future. I have some pranks planned for the future in case the guys do it first" Pidge smirked.

"Oh yes please! I've been dying to prank Allura" You sighed.

"Allura?" Pidge asked.

"I don't know, she's been a real rat to me recently. Probably just me" You answered.

"I admit, she can be a bit of a princess" Pidge groaned.

"That's because she is a princess. Remember when she made us dress like girls and wear it in front of the guys at dinner?" You gagged. "We were wearing flipping PINK!!" You screamed.

"Ugh, the makeup was so heavy, I would have taken mud on my face any day rather that than paint on my face. I looked like a 16th century dutches painting with paint!" Pidge complained.

"Do not remind me, that was horrible" You whined.

"Yeah let's prank Allura" Pidge said.

"For all that makeup, dresses and humiliation in front of the boys" You added.