Texting Banter

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This is all going to be in text format, as the title says. Some plot may be said here. Also groups will change. Calm your tits and nipples. Also, I wrote this at the Orthodontist.

4 Girls 1 Chat

C- Y/N are you cooking.
Y- No
M- Foods?
O- Foods.
M- Maybe foods will be our always
Y- Stapppp
C- I agree with the weird H/C bean
Y- OIIIII
C- WAT
M- Truth or dare
O- Truth or date
C- Y/N ARE YOU AND DAMIEN A THING
Y- I don't know...
C- wat
M- wtf
O- y/n?
Y- ya?
O- if you two are not dating I will rip you a new ass hole and shove his dick inside.
Y- damn girl
C- What'chu got under that shirt
C- AAAGGGGGHHHHHG
O- no
C- no?
Y- no.
M- Maybe
M- No
M- Will
M- Be
M- Our
Y- DON'T YOU DARE
M- Always
Y/N has removed Mari from the chat
Olivia has added Mari to the group chat
Y- NO FAULT IN OUR STARS
M- :-(
C- I cry
Y- I craft
O- Stap
M- Dan and Phil?
Y- Dan and Phil
O- MAYBE
Y- NO
C- YES
Y- What happened with shayne though
C- welllllllll
C- Nothing.

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5 new messages from SG People

I click out of one group chat and click into another

L- Y/N
L- Y/N!
L- DAMIEN SA
L- HE SAID THAT
L- HE WON'T LET ME TYPE IT
Y- what drugs are you on David?
L- HE
L- SAID
D- He's on all of them.
M- Wouldn't surprise me. But I also heard what Damien said
L- Quickly Mari!
D- where are you?
M- inside your mum's bedroom
S- AND I'M INSIDE HER
Y- *facepalm*
W- Cookies
F- have we added the new girl to this chat?
M- No...
Y- Should we?
J- maybe
Y/N has added Boze
Y- Hi Boze
B- Hiya
D- Welcome to the crew :D
B- thanks. C:
J- Oh Guys we should play the new batman game for game bang
L- NO
S- NO BROZEY
Y- OI! Stap.
M- Triggered?
Y- Triggered
M- MAYBE
Y- NOOO THAT'S WHY I LEFT THE OTHER CHAT PLEASE GOD NOOOOOO
B- Maybe triggered will be your always.
Y- I hate you.
B- :-(
M- be nice N/N
Y- hiss
B- did you just hiss at me
D- girls please
Y- ...
M- ooooo whatcha gonna say to ya daddy now
Y- MARI I SWEAR TO GOD
L- HE ISN'T REAL
Y- I DON'T GIVE A CRAP
D- Is anyone gonna notice that Mari called me 'daddy'?
M- ...
Y- ...
S- Yeah I'm gonna go
L- same
J- but beef
M- I'm gonna run
Y- MARI



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