Just Friends?•Damien Haas

Sexy Belly Flop

Prepare for a long ass chapter. As Wes's massive fail is all written in here

UPDATED: August 2022

Everyone, except for Sohinki, gathered by the pool in their swim suits. Sohinki was feeling sick today so it made the teams for this game even, as Olivia couldn't swim. We did the into and Lasercorn went first. "WHOA Nelly, I'm the baddest flopper in this here neigh-bourhood. Sorry, it'd hard to think of puns at the.. Spur of the moment- I'm done" he ran back and dropped his hat and horse, and jumped in. His pun got 9, Flop 3, Style 8. He got 20/30.Then it was Shayne. "Hoo mummy. My deaths gonna be like sea world. Wet, and depressing" He then got shot by Damien and jumped in. He got: Pun-3 Flop-10 Style-9. Which was a total of 22/30

Then it was Noah's turn. "Wooowee. Time to protect my little golden nuggets!" He jumped into a plank and held his balls. P=8 F=10 S=5. Which is a total of 23/30.It was now Keith 's go. "Sorry Will Smith, but Wild Wild west isn't the only flop around here" P=7 F= 4 S=8. Total of 19/30. He only got a 4 for Flop because he hash tagged. #Sunnysaterribleref.

Now it was Mari's go. I knew what her pun was, because we were talking about it earlier with Courtney. "What do you call a dead cowboy?" She asked the crowd. Everyone muttered "I'm not sure but where do you put 'em?" Everyone muttered again "Where do you put a dead cowboy? In a west-urn" P=9 F=10 S=8 A total of 27/30.

Then, it was Wes' turn, and he decided to do a rap instead of a pun. "My name is Wes, I'm from the wild wild west and I'm about to get shot in my motherfucking chest, but don't be sad...Oh shit." He stopped for a breath then went back in for it."My name is Wes, I'm from the wild wild west and I'm about to get shot in my motherfucking chest, but don't be sad it was kinda my bad, I robbed a train, to try and get fame. Oh jeez. Rapping is hard." Then he checked his phone. By then, I was already pissing myself. And I wasn't alone, everyone was dying at this point.

Ian then came up and started rapping a distrack. "Hey its Ian here, I like to drink beer. Oh yeah. The sky is clear, look up, there's a plane. We're waiting here with ma boy Shayne. We're waiting for Wes 'cause he's taking forever. He really thought his rap was gonna be clever."

Finally, Wes came back, "Okay. This is my final attempt" Wes came back and started again. "My name is Wes, I'm from the wild wild west and I'm about to get shot in my motherfucking chest, but don't be sad it was kinda my bad, I robbed a train, to try and get fame. So remember me please, I'm down on my knees." He went down on his knees for a moment, "I guess all we have left" He stood up, "are our memories" Shayne shot him, putting everyone out of our misery. He scored P=5 F=9 S=2, earning a total of 16/30

Then Damien went up, smirking in my direction. I rolled my eyes and listened to his pun. "What do you call it when Snoop Dog falls over in the desert? A Tumbleweed at high noon" P=8 F=10 S=7 which was 25/30

Then Courtney went up "Pause. For the wind." "Jesus W. Christ" "Let's hope with this flop I won't be gone with the wind. But also I have something else." I knew what this was. She started singing, "If I should stay I would only be in your way. So I'll go. But I know I will think of you, every step of..The wayy. And I wa wa wa AHHH wa wa wa waaa AHHH wa wa wa wahhh AHHH" P=6 F=10 S=10 which totalled up to 26/30

Then it was Flitz's turn "Oh hi do. I would mind if you just put your guns away. Don't mind the limp, you see it was one fine mind July day when my friend accidentally shot me and I was gonna flip out on him when he turned around to me and said 'Hey! Don't be so summer salty!'" He did an awesome flop and he got a perfect score.

Then I went up, I has said a pun to tell girls earlier 'what did one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved' and Olivia told me to use a different one. So to please her, I will. I walked up to the area and said "I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass. Under the ocean you must always walk on the right path waves." I got P=7 F=6 S=6 which was 19/30. It was a good score and I was happy with it, even though I didn't beat some people.

Then Ian did this Butch Splashidy thing, and ruined the whole film for everyone. He got P=10 F=10 S=2 which was 22/30.

Cowbaes got a total of 124 and Randy Bandits got a total of 152. So I guess Randy Bandits won. The all jumped in the pool screaming their team name. Once the camera turned off Courtney and I jumped in and talked/swam with Mari, as Olivia can't swim she just laid down on a tanning chair and stared to tan. 

Cliff hanger.