I've got a longer chapter for you guys tonight, you may have gotten an earlier notification about there being a new chapter well Wattpad decided to publish this when I was drafting different endings, so if I left it up un edited you would have been confused and it wouldn't be a proper chapter.
Now the video there is the newest Smosh video about Defy Media and how Smosh is a Homeless channel now, they shall still be updating as they have many ore recorded videos (Which I tend to talk about a lot in this book) so that is amazing. This Wednesday one comes out and I simply cannot wait.
Also, there are a few polls at the bottom. Please do not skip them they are important to the plot of the story as I have many endings planned.
This is the longest chapter I have written, it is nearly 2000 words long, so enjoy this extra long chapter today.
Damien and I got into the office after having some breakfast. As we were the last ones in it was arkward as we entered the SG room, which by that time, we guessed, Courtney and Shayne had told the entire smosh cast as Joven throw condoms at Damien "You're getting there hey buddy?" He jokingly patted Damien 's shoulder. "Which is further then you'll ever get" I retaliated, sitting in my chair. Oohs and laughter filled the air.
An hour or so passed and Wes stood up "Y/N, Damien, Boze and Joven we have to shoot Board AF" and so, we followed him into the board AF set where the game, Mr Lister 's was set up and ready for us to play. We sat in teams of two, Woven VS {Shipname} with Boze posing as Mr Lister.
Boze introduced the video and we got started. The first category was "According to Gadling.com, there are 11 things commonly left in hotel rooms. List them" and we all started to write down our answers.
(Woven 's answers will be in italics whereas you and Damien 's shall be bolded)
Shampoo
Charger
Glasses incorrect
The next category was "12 Countries have a population over 100 million people. List them." And so, once again we got scribbling.
China
India
USA
Japan
UK incorrect
The third one was "List the best selling condemns in the US"
Ketchup
Mayonnaise
Ranch dressing incorrect
For the fourth one was titled "Nissin's Cup of noodles are available in 11 different flavours. List them"
Chicken
Beef
Shrimp
Cheese incorrect
The fifth one was "There are 7 Harry potters. List them" which was the easiest one ever and I had them written down before you could say Voldy Mouldy
Sorcerer's stone (It's called the Philosophers stone don't change it please)
Half blood prince
Chamber of secrets
Deathly Hallows
Order of the phoenix
But as there is an odd number we went to the shoot out. "How much has Jk Rowling made from her Harry Potter series in Dollars?"
We deliberated but Woven got closest even though they were over $70000 off.
The next one was "What are the most common nightmares"
Dying
Naked
Falling
Tooth loss
Late incorrect
The next one was "List the 10 largest American Airlines"
Delta
United
Jet blue
Then Joven smiled at Damien with a wicked grin "Like Damien, Virgin." He smiled to himself and before Boze could say anything I stood up and walked over to him, intimidating him slightly, even though I was shorter then him. And weaker.
"What. Did. You. Just. Say..." I looked at him evilly, "That he is a Virgin" he laughed nervously and stood up too, towering over me while cowering in fear "Joven I suggest you get the hell outta here" Boze laughed as she put her card and pencil down, pulling me away from him with the help of Damien.
Wes stood up and became an obsical in my way of getting to Joven.
With one final tug I had escaped the grasps of the combined force of Boze and Damien and had jumped around Wes and began to run after Joven, who had ran around the table and off of the set.
"NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING MEAN TO MY DAMIEN!" I yelled after him as he left the room. I sat back into my chair and cleared my throat, looking up at the 3 adults who stared at me in confusion. "What?" I said to them, trying to get them to speak.
Damien chuckled and sat next to me, kissing my head and patting his lap, telling me to sit down there. I complied and let him wrap his arms around me. He began to whisper into my ear, saying things to calm me down. I smiled at his words and cuddled into his chest.
Joven finally creeped back onto the set and we continued to play.
His answer was incorrect anyway.
The next one was "From 2000 to 2015 PIXAR released 13 films. List them" HA. Childs play.
Toy Story 1 incorrect
Joven then left the set as that was released in the 1900s.
The 9th round came and was "There are 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac. List them."
Dog
Rooster
Horse
Dragon
Pig
Bull incorrect
Tanner joined Wes so he wasn't alone which was good. The 10th round was called "List 10 biggest fast food chains."
McDonald's
Subway
Wendy's
KFC
Burger king
Taco bell
Arby's incorrect
The final round came around "List the 10 best selling cereal varieties in the USA"
Cheerios
Frosted Flakes
Fruit Loops
Cap'n Crunch incorrect
Damien and I still won and we were happy and we thanked Tanner for filling in and we finished the video.
We put the game away and went back into the SG office where Joven was sat laughing his head off. "That's mean Jovie" Mari throw a piece of paper at him to shut him up as we walked in.
"Y/N, Damien, how about some Maricraft in a few hours?" We agreed and as I went over to Mari's desk Damien sat down and turned his computer on.
Mari and I had a chat about stuff and last night then I walked over to my desk, only to be pulled into Damien's arms. He cuddled me for awhile, not letting me go so I accepted my fate and cuddled up too him.
After what felt like ages Lasercorn came in and yelled "OI LOVE BIRDS WITHOUT THE LOVE MAKING TIME TO FILM!" I stared at him and he stared at me. Having an evil stare battle. Eventually Mari grew tired and pushed David. "Maricarft. Let's do it."
Damien reluctantly let me go, but not without giving me a quick kiss and squeezing me.
We filmed a Maricraft adventure map and sent it off to the editors to edit ready for posting and decided to vote for someone to go get food. Wes lost the flip toss and went to go buy the list of food from In and Out.
The room slowly thinned out of people and Damien eventually put some music on, pulled my chair out and took my hand "Can I have this dance M'Lady?" He bowed and I giggled "Of course you can" I stood up and we started to dance to the soft music.
The song stopped to play and I looked up at him and he lent down placed his soft lips on top of mine.
Damien pulled me closer to him and I stood on top of my tip tops to better reach him.
Suddenly the door swung open and Shayne and Courtney ran in with the rest of Smosh Games in tow. "Come on man how many times are we gonna walk in on you?!" Shayne yelled as we pulled apart "Not as many as we've seen you" he remarked, blushing and pulling me to his side.
"We have food" Mari broke the silence that fell and Wes ran in like a GOD and layer everyone's food out on their desks, along with a cookie for everyone.
We ate and talked until the food was gone. Ian walked in and gathered everyone's attention. "Right Smosh Games you've been over producing and we have ran out of storage for your videos so feel free to take a week or so off, I'll be in touch when around 25 of your videos have been released"
We nodded and packed up. As we walked to Damien's car Joven and Mari ran up to us "Hey could we get a lift? Ian drove us in today" Damien nodded and they jumped into the back together.
(Right. Pretend Kate and Peter aren't in the picture. I love em but let's just play pretend. For the whole story. Kk thanks ily)
They practically sat on each other but where lost in a conversation of some sorts. I shook it off as just friendly banter and focused on other things. More important things. My eyes wandered over to Damien.
I looked at Damien as he drove. His eyes were focused on the road. His eyebrows clenched together when a car pulled out in front of him. His mouth in a constant smile. His hair flopped about when his head moved, no matter how small the movement was. I could safely say that I was deeply in love with this man. And nothing in this world could change that.
"Joven, where do you live?" He asked, knocking me out of my trance. Joven said the address and I thought for a moment. "Mari, isn't that your house?" She blushed "Erm maybe"
Whispered chatter came from the back until a throat was cleared "Right. Damien. Y/N. There is something we need to tell you. But you cannot tell anyone. It's important to us th-" I cut him off "You two are dating." They nodded and blushed.
We dropped them off and got back onto the road. It wasn't late but I could hear a rumbly in somebody's tumbly. "Damien are you hungry?" I questioned as my hand landed on his leg. "Yeah. Wanna stop somewhere for something?" I nodded "if you'd like to" he looked at me for a second and smiled.
When we hit a red light he quickly pulled my head towards his and kissed me "I love you so fucking much y/n" he smiled under his breath, thinking I didn't hear him. I smiled to myself "I love you so much more Dames" I said out loud, making it clear I heard him.
We drove into a small area with a small diner. As we stepped inside a wave of fresh coffee mixed with sweet treats hit us like a wave knocking us into the sea. The inside of the diner was covered in bright colours and sliver writings, and was decorated according to the correct time period. It was like looking into the 1970s and stepping inside.
We were seated and ordered some food and a chocolate shake. Like a cliché couple we shared the drink and ate the food happily, savouring every piece of the delightful food that was served to us.
We bought some donuts for the drive home and paid the bill, splitting it after I had forced Damien to let me, and ready to begin the drive home.
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