Just Friends?•Damien Haas

By Mythical_Taylor

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[Book Full, Check out More Then Friends for the rest of the story] You're the new member of smosh, along wit... More

The Email
Meeting the rest of Smosh
First Day
Introduction Video
There Is No Mercy In War
1st Game Bang
Shopping
Authors Note
Party
Truth or Dare
7 Minutes In Heaven
Authors Note-New Cover Poll
Authors Note-New Cover Chosen
7 Minutes With Damien
Movie Feels
Arkward Awakening And Competitions
Gaming And... Dating?
The Double Date
Does This Mean Anything?
Summer Games?
Long Journey
Team Picking
Buck Off: Bully Loaded
Smack Talk
Authors Note
Shooting Punishment Gallery
Sarsapillia Slide
Sexy Belly Flop
Pool Time with Damien
50 50 Shootout
IMPORTANT Authors Note
Special Thank You chapter
Spittoon Spit
Hangman In Real Life
Final Relay And Results
Last Day
Bus Ride Back
Chill Weekend
ATTACK OF THE MUNGE!!
Food? Food
Squealing and Shopping
Blech•A/N
Getting Ready for Damien [;-)]
The Date
More Banter
Just An Ordinary Day
The REAL Battle Begins
Courtney Gonna Get Some!
Narrative
GTA
One of Us. One of Them.
Cooking with Games
"Cute Couple"
Meetings.
Texting Banter
LONDON?
Flying. Hopefully not Dying
Welcome To The Hotel
Sharing Rooms.
Vidcon
First Panel
British Youtubers
Arguments and Cuddles
Authors Note.
Vlogging new heights
Costumes?
Authors Note-Coustume
Authors Note, Q&A?
Q&A
Authors Note
Parties. Why?
I Don't Dance
Saviour
STAY INSIDE!
What's That Smell?
Get Out
Stabbed
Sirens
Darkness
Hello?
No Response
A Dream Or Reality?
Finally!
WTF?!
Who are you?
It's just a bad dream
Discharged
Tagged-A/N
Home Sweet Home
BIRTHDAY-A/N
Back to work then
The Squad Video
Show w/ No Name
Which Witch
Videos Here There And Everywhere
Calm Down
A/N Tagged
NO MORE COFFEE
Girl Weekend
What Was That?!
3 Months Later
Just A Normal Day
Unknown
IT'S SNOWING!!
Hot Coco And Warm Talks
Decorations Must Be Up
Net Neutrality~A/N
Christmas Party
Tagged, again
Christmas Party 2
Christmas Party 3
Christmas Party 4
She's back?!
Explain.
Arkward Mornings
Office Time
Secret Santa
Gone?!
The Hell?!
A Message
Found
Safe
Narrative
Let's Shop
Love Birds!
Rick and Morty
Chill Day
Let's Just Hang Out
Let Me Go Damien
Group Chat
Authors Note
Who?
Too much last night?
Hit Record Bitch
Authors Note
Blanket Fort Time
COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER
Show W/ No Name
MILKSHAKE DECATHALON!!
do do do do doooo PUKEMAN
Smosh & Order
New Cover...?
Smosh & Order 2
Smosh & Order 3
Smosh & Order 4
Textual Activity
STOP CALLING ME!
Author Note
Authors Note
GAME BANG! 272
Week Off!
Lazy Day
YES!! And wait what?!
Escaped
A/N
Seriously Super Stupid Sleepover
Cuddles and Talks
Bad Author. A/N
A/N
Questions :D
Textually Active
Cookies and Cuddles
You're Here?!
Backstory
Calm Down
Help
Dance Dance
Daniel and Darkness
Who is F/N?
Can't take it
Get In And Out
Courtney FREAKIN Miller's Back
A/N
Smosh & Order 5
Smosh & Order 6
Smosh Summer Games.
Team Picking
King of the Hill
Punishment Sucba
Tagged
Relaxing Swim
Inflatable Wipeout Challenge
Get Wet Slingshot Challenge
GET WHET
ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP
Award Ceremony
Finale Fun
Text Me Up
Why Didnt You Tell Me?
Ride Back Home
HOME
Mad Messages
The Box
Surprises
Questions
Important A/N
You shouldn't have stopped us
Board AF
Christmas Time

Get Em! Get Em!

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By Mythical_Taylor

If you get the reference comment and you get 20 free Damien points. These points are important. I think.

3RD PERSON POV

Mari burst in the room, her eyes immediately landing on F/N. The rest of the gang epically entered the room. Phil stands there in the corner while Mari and Courtney approach her.

"Mari! Courtney! Soooooo good too see you" she sarcastically sarcasmed. Mari kicked her side "Enough with the charade." Courtney kicked under her legs and F/N fell over and landed on her ass.

That gave Damien and Shayne a chance to grab a conveniently placed baseball bat each and beat the two dumb people behind her. Phil took the chance to run into the kitchen and grab a knife. "If she's dangerous" he yelled over the noise "there's pointy things here" he gave one to Shayne and went into his room to get something. (Look, he is too innocent and sweet to hurt anyone okay?)

Once the group of 4 smoshers had knocked down the 3 threatening people they searched for Y/N. Damien found a locked door, next to the door Phil went into, and busted it open to see Daniel Howell kissing his girl who was pinned against the wall.

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I have updates!
1) There is only space for 20 more people in the Damien group chat. The first 10 people who message me are automatically in. Remember, message me your kik user and you're in.

2) I have aquired a job. So updates will be randomly updated. But I will do my best.

3) I'm thinking about writing a different book after this that isn't Damien, I'm wondering if you guys would either like another Smosh one or a Dan/Phil one.

Anyway that is all for today's update, goodbye for now!  

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