Just Friends?•Damien Haas

By Mythical_Taylor

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[Book Full, Check out More Then Friends for the rest of the story] You're the new member of smosh, along wit... More

The Email
Meeting the rest of Smosh
First Day
Introduction Video
There Is No Mercy In War
1st Game Bang
Shopping
Authors Note
Party
Truth or Dare
7 Minutes In Heaven
Authors Note-New Cover Poll
Authors Note-New Cover Chosen
7 Minutes With Damien
Movie Feels
Arkward Awakening And Competitions
Gaming And... Dating?
The Double Date
Does This Mean Anything?
Summer Games?
Long Journey
Team Picking
Buck Off: Bully Loaded
Smack Talk
Authors Note
Shooting Punishment Gallery
Sarsapillia Slide
Sexy Belly Flop
Pool Time with Damien
50 50 Shootout
IMPORTANT Authors Note
Special Thank You chapter
Hangman In Real Life
Final Relay And Results
Last Day
Bus Ride Back
Chill Weekend
ATTACK OF THE MUNGE!!
Food? Food
Squealing and Shopping
Blech•A/N
Getting Ready for Damien [;-)]
The Date
More Banter
Just An Ordinary Day
The REAL Battle Begins
Courtney Gonna Get Some!
Narrative
GTA
One of Us. One of Them.
Cooking with Games
"Cute Couple"
Meetings.
Texting Banter
LONDON?
Flying. Hopefully not Dying
Welcome To The Hotel
Sharing Rooms.
Vidcon
First Panel
British Youtubers
Arguments and Cuddles
Authors Note.
Vlogging new heights
Costumes?
Authors Note-Coustume
Authors Note, Q&A?
Q&A
Authors Note
Parties. Why?
I Don't Dance
Saviour
STAY INSIDE!
What's That Smell?
Get Out
Stabbed
Sirens
Darkness
Hello?
No Response
A Dream Or Reality?
Finally!
WTF?!
Who are you?
It's just a bad dream
Discharged
Tagged-A/N
Home Sweet Home
BIRTHDAY-A/N
Back to work then
The Squad Video
Show w/ No Name
Which Witch
Videos Here There And Everywhere
Calm Down
A/N Tagged
NO MORE COFFEE
Girl Weekend
What Was That?!
3 Months Later
Just A Normal Day
Unknown
IT'S SNOWING!!
Hot Coco And Warm Talks
Decorations Must Be Up
Net Neutrality~A/N
Christmas Party
Tagged, again
Christmas Party 2
Christmas Party 3
Christmas Party 4
She's back?!
Explain.
Arkward Mornings
Office Time
Secret Santa
Gone?!
The Hell?!
A Message
Found
Safe
Narrative
Let's Shop
Love Birds!
Rick and Morty
Chill Day
Let's Just Hang Out
Let Me Go Damien
Group Chat
Authors Note
Who?
Too much last night?
Hit Record Bitch
Authors Note
Blanket Fort Time
COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER
Show W/ No Name
MILKSHAKE DECATHALON!!
do do do do doooo PUKEMAN
Smosh & Order
New Cover...?
Smosh & Order 2
Smosh & Order 3
Smosh & Order 4
Textual Activity
STOP CALLING ME!
Author Note
Authors Note
GAME BANG! 272
Week Off!
Lazy Day
YES!! And wait what?!
Escaped
A/N
Seriously Super Stupid Sleepover
Cuddles and Talks
Bad Author. A/N
A/N
Questions :D
Textually Active
Cookies and Cuddles
You're Here?!
Backstory
Calm Down
Help
Dance Dance
Daniel and Darkness
Who is F/N?
Can't take it
Get Em! Get Em!
Get In And Out
Courtney FREAKIN Miller's Back
A/N
Smosh & Order 5
Smosh & Order 6
Smosh Summer Games.
Team Picking
King of the Hill
Punishment Sucba
Tagged
Relaxing Swim
Inflatable Wipeout Challenge
Get Wet Slingshot Challenge
GET WHET
ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP
Award Ceremony
Finale Fun
Text Me Up
Why Didnt You Tell Me?
Ride Back Home
HOME
Mad Messages
The Box
Surprises
Questions
Important A/N
You shouldn't have stopped us
Board AF
Christmas Time

Spittoon Spit

2.6K 53 11
By Mythical_Taylor

UPDATED: August 2022


We went down to the mess hall where we filmed Sarsaparilla Slide and saw a beer pong esc set up. When everyone files in, we all get ready to film, "SMOSH SUMMER GAMES WILD WEST!!" "Today we are doing Spittoon Spit Challenge" Ian started explaining the rules and we got right into it. Damien went first and missed all three. Keith also missed all three. Olivia, Sohinki and Lasercorn all missed theirs as well. Then I went up. I also missed all of them. It's so much harder then it looked, I started to think that this would end with a tie of Zero.


Noah and Courtney missed them all as well. Then Flitz fucking got 5 points!! Great. It's up to Wes, Shayne and Joven. Wes missed all, as did Ian and Shayne. Now this round is in Mari and Joven's hands. Mari also missed all of them as well. "COME ON JOVEN!" He missed the first one. We're screwed. He misses the second one. We're screwed. He......HE LANDED THE LAST ONE IN THE 15 POINT BOWL!!!!! We all circled him before he had even registered what had happened. COWBAES WON!!!!



Sorry for the short ass chapter. Three days into Year 11 (last year of high school) and I am already swamped with work. So I'm going to try and update once a week. I sat try because I might get a butt ton of homework. If I don't update once a week then message me and I'll try and get onto that because I really enjoy writing this book.

Right, thanks for reading and I'll (possibly) see you soon. Bye!

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