Just Friends?•Damien Haas

By Mythical_Taylor

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[Book Full, Check out More Then Friends for the rest of the story] You're the new member of smosh, along wit... More

The Email
Meeting the rest of Smosh
First Day
Introduction Video
There Is No Mercy In War
1st Game Bang
Shopping
Authors Note
Party
Truth or Dare
7 Minutes In Heaven
Authors Note-New Cover Poll
Authors Note-New Cover Chosen
7 Minutes With Damien
Movie Feels
Arkward Awakening And Competitions
Gaming And... Dating?
The Double Date
Does This Mean Anything?
Summer Games?
Long Journey
Team Picking
Smack Talk
Authors Note
Shooting Punishment Gallery
Sarsapillia Slide
Sexy Belly Flop
Pool Time with Damien
50 50 Shootout
IMPORTANT Authors Note
Special Thank You chapter
Spittoon Spit
Hangman In Real Life
Final Relay And Results
Last Day
Bus Ride Back
Chill Weekend
ATTACK OF THE MUNGE!!
Food? Food
Squealing and Shopping
Blech•A/N
Getting Ready for Damien [;-)]
The Date
More Banter
Just An Ordinary Day
The REAL Battle Begins
Courtney Gonna Get Some!
Narrative
GTA
One of Us. One of Them.
Cooking with Games
"Cute Couple"
Meetings.
Texting Banter
LONDON?
Flying. Hopefully not Dying
Welcome To The Hotel
Sharing Rooms.
Vidcon
First Panel
British Youtubers
Arguments and Cuddles
Authors Note.
Vlogging new heights
Costumes?
Authors Note-Coustume
Authors Note, Q&A?
Q&A
Authors Note
Parties. Why?
I Don't Dance
Saviour
STAY INSIDE!
What's That Smell?
Get Out
Stabbed
Sirens
Darkness
Hello?
No Response
A Dream Or Reality?
Finally!
WTF?!
Who are you?
It's just a bad dream
Discharged
Tagged-A/N
Home Sweet Home
BIRTHDAY-A/N
Back to work then
The Squad Video
Show w/ No Name
Which Witch
Videos Here There And Everywhere
Calm Down
A/N Tagged
NO MORE COFFEE
Girl Weekend
What Was That?!
3 Months Later
Just A Normal Day
Unknown
IT'S SNOWING!!
Hot Coco And Warm Talks
Decorations Must Be Up
Net Neutrality~A/N
Christmas Party
Tagged, again
Christmas Party 2
Christmas Party 3
Christmas Party 4
She's back?!
Explain.
Arkward Mornings
Office Time
Secret Santa
Gone?!
The Hell?!
A Message
Found
Safe
Narrative
Let's Shop
Love Birds!
Rick and Morty
Chill Day
Let's Just Hang Out
Let Me Go Damien
Group Chat
Authors Note
Who?
Too much last night?
Hit Record Bitch
Authors Note
Blanket Fort Time
COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER
Show W/ No Name
MILKSHAKE DECATHALON!!
do do do do doooo PUKEMAN
Smosh & Order
New Cover...?
Smosh & Order 2
Smosh & Order 3
Smosh & Order 4
Textual Activity
STOP CALLING ME!
Author Note
Authors Note
GAME BANG! 272
Week Off!
Lazy Day
YES!! And wait what?!
Escaped
A/N
Seriously Super Stupid Sleepover
Cuddles and Talks
Bad Author. A/N
A/N
Questions :D
Textually Active
Cookies and Cuddles
You're Here?!
Backstory
Calm Down
Help
Dance Dance
Daniel and Darkness
Who is F/N?
Can't take it
Get Em! Get Em!
Get In And Out
Courtney FREAKIN Miller's Back
A/N
Smosh & Order 5
Smosh & Order 6
Smosh Summer Games.
Team Picking
King of the Hill
Punishment Sucba
Tagged
Relaxing Swim
Inflatable Wipeout Challenge
Get Wet Slingshot Challenge
GET WHET
ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP
Award Ceremony
Finale Fun
Text Me Up
Why Didnt You Tell Me?
Ride Back Home
HOME
Mad Messages
The Box
Surprises
Questions
Important A/N
You shouldn't have stopped us
Board AF
Christmas Time

Buck Off: Bully Loaded

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By Mythical_Taylor

UPDATED: August 2022


We all get ready to film the first game, in front of a mechanical bull. We shout the intro, "SMOSH SUMMER GAMES! WILD WEST!" And Ian continues to explain the game before asking who wanted to go first. Flitz jumps onto the bull and Joe asks if he has any last words, he responds, "It's only gonna be first words" And the bull starts. After about 10 seconds, the bull breaks and Flitz falls off.


The bull takes 8 hours to be repaired, but as soon as it's repaired we get straight back to filming. Flitz jumps straight back on, this time he changes his last words to, "My mumma was full of bull" And he manages to ride it for a total of 25.86 seconds. He then elects me to go on next and I do. I hop on the bull and wrap the rope around my right hand. Joe asks me the same question to which I answer "BRING IT BITCH" And the bull starts. I hold on as tight as I could, but I didn't do so well and falling off after only 11.87 seconds. "Damien get yo ass up here" I say, electing him as I hop out of the kiddle pool surrounding the bull. He hops on and stares at the camcorder intensely. He falls off after 16.41 seconds, doing much better then me.


When he finishes, he elects Shayne to go on next, he manages to stay on for only 8.87 seconds. Then Mari was chosen, who lasts a total of 17.05 seconds. She hopped out and chose Keith to go up, who lasts 20.15 seconds. Keith chooses Noah to go and he jumps on and only lasts 24.28 seconds. Then Wes went on, he lasted 17.04 seconds. Wes then chose Lasercorn who lasted 17.01 seconds. Joven lasted 20.18 seconds. Olivia then went up "Don't ride the bull. Ride Ian" she said, to which Ian then said "Only if I consent", which made Courtney and I chuckle, Olivia only lasted seconds. Sohinki lasted 18.86 seconds, Ian lasted 21.32 seconds and Courtney lasted the longest with a grand total of 32.23 seconds!


Once everyone had a go, Joe called out that the final tally was in, "141.84 against 139.79 seconds goes to THE RANDY BANDITS!" Randy Bandits -1Cowbaes -0

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