○MCYT○ Mini Stories

{Incorrect Dsmp Quotes}

Punz: Dream, you killed my existence.

Dream: How, what did I do?

Punz: *points to Boomer* You brought him here.

Boomer: You know you love me.

Dream: Ah, I see.

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Tommy: Look, a cow!

Eryan: Ooh~

*proceeds to kill*

Tommy: *PTSD*

Tommy: AHHHHH--

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DreamXD: Flying is not allowed.

DreamXD: *proceeds to fly around*

Philza: Mother fucker- I don't give a fuck! *flies off*

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Niki: There was a time I use to be kind, so sweet so polite.

. . .

Niki: Now I'm like: Fuck you, Fuck this and Fuck everybody!

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Tommy: Time to do some sketchy shit, do da, do da.

=Hour Later=

Tommy: Did not get away with it, fuckie, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Puffy: *pissed off*

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Philza; You know that guy that mulled Michael, I heard his house was nuked and he was found dead.

Ranboo: How bizarre.

Tubbo: U.U *nods* How bizarre.

Techno: How bizarre.

Philza: -_-'

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Karl: Mental Health Check.

Karl: I checked.

. . .

Karl: ;-; I'm fucked.

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Dream: Ayo, Siblings that look nothing alike check.

Foolish: -_- Mhm.

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Sapnap: *Jealous because he thought Punz was stealing Karl*

Punz: *Has two Simps on him* ;-;

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Philza: My real name is Philip Watson.

Karl; . . .*processes the realisation*

=Later=

Karl: ;-;

Watson: Sorry I never told ya mate.

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Dono: Did you know swearing can make you live longer?

Tommy: . . .

Tommy: *starts to sing the curse song*

Bad: LANGUAGE!!

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*Every Duo having the non-Violent one*

Wilbur+Dream, Foolish+Eret; Oh, we're just going to beat the shit out of you.