○MCYT○ Mini Stories

{DSMP/TalesSMP Incorrect Quotes}

Quackity: *having an affair with literally anyone on The SMP*

Karl: . . .

Butler: I can feed him to The Egg--

Karl: No, I-I get the message but no. . .

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Foolish: Whoever decided to put their hands on our family.

Ponk: Please come outside so we can peacefully break your legs.

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Sapnap: If you like the God so much, why don't ya marry him!?

George: Maybe I will!

Sapnap: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU----

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Tommy: Hey, Sam? How old are you??

Sam: I am. . .

Sam: . . .

Sam: *Do I still age or did I stop aging???*

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Ran: *singing to himself as he reads*

Jessie: *smiling as he listens*

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Dream: Hey, Hbomb? Do you mind, NOT making my brother puke his guts out?

Hbomb: Oh, I was just being his maid for the day!

Foolish: *barfs*

Ponk: That is the sound of an unpleasant hirement.

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Redvelvet: Ant!

AntFrost: Red! *hugs him* How did you get here?

Redvelvet: DreamXD let me in, I missed you!

AntFrost: So did I. . .

AntFrost: *glares at DreamXD*

DreamXD: 0_0'

AntFrost: *TouchMyBoyfriendAndIllMakeYouSufferTillTheEndOfYourExistence.*

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Charlie: So, your a time traveller.

Karl: And your a war criminal that was killed.

Karl/Charlie: . . .

Charlie: I won't say anything if you don't.

Karl: Deal.

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Punz: Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens~