131. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
132. At the bank, I told the cashier, “I'd like to open a joint account please.” “OK, with whom?” “Whoever has lots of money.”
133. If laughter is the best medicine then how come people can die laughing?
134. At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
135. When people say that I'm weird, I say, “When haven't I been?”
136. Yes, I am short. God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others.
137. Never steal. The government hates competition.
138. Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, the Opportunist.
139. Keep distance. I'm highly allergic to... idiots...
140. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
Outros génerosJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
