S = Situation, Q = Question, A = Answer
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S: *waiter asking about an empty plate*
Q: "Are you done with that?"
A: "Nah, I'm going to eat the plate too."
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S: *Person standing in someone's office*
Q: "Are those your kids?"
A: "No, I haven't got any so I borrowed these pictures from a colleague.
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S: *going with girlfriend to the movies*
Q: Is this lady with you?
A: No, the extra ticket is for my imaginary friend that's coming in a few minutes.
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S: *in the bus and an obese woman steps on your feet*
Q: Sorry! Did that hurt?
A: No, not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
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S: *someone sees you with shorter hair*
Q: Hey! Have you had a haircut?
A: Nah! It's autumn, my hairs shedding!
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S: *someone calls a land-line*
Q: Where are you?
A: I'm in a market with a telephone around my neck!
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S: *in a restaurant*
Q: Would you like a table?
A: No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. A carpet for 5 please.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
