Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours in stupid.
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm an angel; the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
The whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
