If you fall, I will be there. -Floor
Whatever doesn't kill me... had better start running.
Mom: “What do you think I am, made of money?” You: “Isn't that what MOM stands for?”
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you can't see, and then runs away in panic.
Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and other I'd love to punch in the face.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
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Author's Note:
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! I hope you all have gotten some good laughs out of this book!!!
sarahlet2999
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
