Today, I realized that the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.
“Did you just fall?” “No. I attacked the floor.” “Backwards?” “I'm freaking talented!”
I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way!
Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my caps lock ON!
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out going. My best-friends know that I'm completely insane.
On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
I may be left-handed but I'm always right!
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the life out of some one who desperately deserved it.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
