1. "Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?" Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
2. I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
3. People need to understand that sarcasm is so much more than a hobby... it's a way of life.
4. If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended....She's a keeper!
5. I hate it when people don't understand my sarcasm.... They ruin everything.
6. "This door is alarmed." What startled it?
7. I have decided to cut back on being sarcastic. I solemnly swear to only be sarcastic on days that begin with T like... Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.
8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
9. I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
10. I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
