1. Its okay if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to be right.
2. Saying "and yeah..." when you don't know how to finish the sentence...
3. Insanity doesn't run in my family. Father it strolls through taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.
4. I changed my car horn to gun shots... people move out of the way much faster now.
5. Hardest Job Ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self-control needed...
6. Speaking my mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully, not so much...
7. Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?
8. I've reached the age where my brain went from, "You probably shouldn't say that" ....to.... "Who cares, let's see what happens!"
9. My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
10. Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
