1. Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
2. Being a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and I don't know if I'm prepared to do that.
3. "Don't worry, the spider is small than you"...yeah, so is a grenade.
4. If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.
5. I literally have no idea what I'm gonna do if I don't end up rich.
6. Remember when being sent to your room was punishment?
7. How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him?
8. I hate when people stare at me and don't say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
9. If we talk after 12, our conversations will get real personal. 12:00 am: I like mac and cheese. 12:01 am: I killed a man once.
10. I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
