1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
2. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
3. Broken pencils are pointless.
4. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
5. Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
6. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
7. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
8. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
9. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
10. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
11. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
12. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
13. I wonder why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
14. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
15. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
16. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
17. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
18. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
19. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
20. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
21. When chemists die, they barium.
22. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
23. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
