ME: Dude, you were so drunk last night.
FRIEND: No, not really.
ME: You got into a fistfight with my bathroom mirror because it was copying you...
FRIEND: So, that's why my hands were all wrapped up.
ME: Yeah, I had to drive you to the emergency room.
FRIEND: Oh.... Thanks..... -_-
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FRIEND: Dude, you were so drunk last night!
ME: What?! Was not!
FRIEND: You picked up m little sister and shook her saying, "Dora! How did you get out of the TV?!"
ME: What's so bad about that? She's Mexican, right?
FRIEND: We're Irish.
FRIEND: But, after that, you duck-taped her to our 62" flat screen and said, "That's better!"
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ME: I wasn't that drunk!
FRIEND: Dude, you were hugging this ginger, screaming, "RON!!! RON WEASLEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!"
ME:.....That's not too bad....
FRIEND: Then you ran into a wall trying to get to "platform 9 ¾."
ME:.....
FRIEND: Told you.
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FRIEND: Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk!
ME: Dude, in WalMart, when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, "The Lord has spoken!"
FRIEND:....awesome.
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ME: I wasn't that drunk.
FRIEND: Dude, you were blocking the doorway to the bathroom, yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
