Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell.
Me: Couldn't find it at first.
Me: But, now I'm here.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spelled it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formulate for water?
Donald: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
De TodoJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
