10 Lazy Rules
1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV...
2. If you have a say something more than once, it's not worth the energy.
3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry...
4. I'll tell you later!!!
5. Don't charge your phone until it says 5% remaining...
6. Forget the "Terms&Conditions." Just hit Accept.
7. If it's not on the first page of Google it doesn't exist...
8. Why make your bed when you're just going to get back in...
9. If you're late, don't go...
10. If you drop an ice cube, kick it under the fridge.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
