To Do List:
Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Wear a shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help, I've been turned into a parrot.”
Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
