10 Rules of Staying at Grandma's House
1. Whatever happens at Grandma's house stays at Grandma's house.
2. You may eat whatever you want, whenever you want.
3. Electronics time will be strictly limited to 14 hours a day.
4. Unlike your mother, Grandma is, in fact, a maid.
5. Good manners are always mandatory, unless you're preoccupied watching something you're not allowed to watch at home, in which case no acknowledgement is necessary.
6. None of that "But-all-the-nutrients-are-in-the-crust" stuff. It'll be cut off without your having to ask.
7. By "milk", Grandma assumes you mean "chocolate milk."
8. If you go to the store with Grandma, you will get a toy. A good toy.
9. Fudgesicles count as dairy. AND they also count as breakfast.
10. In general, anything your mother would have NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS BEEN ALLOWED TO DO AS A CHILD is perfectly acceptable.
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