Friends: Never ask for food.
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Call you parents Mr/Mrs
Best Friends: Call you parents Dad/Mom
Friends: Never see you cry
Best Friends: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Best Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Best Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Walk right in and say “I'm HOME!”
Friends: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
Best Friends: Will knock them out.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
