I was normal until I met a bunch of losers. These days, I call those losers my best friends!
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Immature: a word boring people use to describe fun people.
My bed is the magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool and I cam back with a glass of water.
Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.
I'm not rude. I just speak what everyone else hasn't the guts to say.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
NáhodnéJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
