1. Dear 30 Open Internet Tabs, which one of you is playing the music? Sincerely, frustrated.
2. Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.
3. Dear Homework, thanks for destroying my fun time on weekends.
4. Dear sidewalk, please get wider... sincerely, the third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
5. Dear Kindergarten children, if you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers.
6. Dear Teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
7. Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.
8. Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of trying to find you "X". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on, dude.
9. Dear McDonalds cashier, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy.
10. Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole bathroom floor is wet.
11. Dear Lazy People, 23469669885342498890. Sincerely, you didn't even read the whole number did you?
12. Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
13. Dear Life, when is said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
14. Dear Mr. Spider, unless you pay rent, you can't live in my house.
15. Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christine Eve. Sincerely, you were on my wish list.
16. Dear Chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
17. Dear "cool people", they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
18. Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I'm getting fat!
19. Dear Teacher, if the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.
20. Dear R/C Shippers, I can't stand your ship but at least you leave Erik to us. We who can love him properly. Sincerely, Erik lovers world-round.
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Author's Note:
Dear Readers,
The last one wasn't found on Teenager Posts. I made that up completely. But, you can place any fandom you like into it. :)
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