*20 years from now*
Daughter: So, I like this band-
Me: Omog, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are you-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: And you might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
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Mom: Who's your phone wallpaper?
Me: My boyfriend.
Mom: Can I meet him?
Me: Not before I do.
Mom: What?
Me: What?
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Dad: *yelling at TV*
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
Dad: You're in love with a man that doesn't even know you exist.
Me:
Me: Don't talk to me.
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Author's Note:
Dear Readers,
PART 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope y'all have enjoyed my book! I will not be stopping this book anytime soon. Just to let you know. :)
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