1. I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run kraken is upon us.
2. During School: "What day is it?" "Friday, November 7th, 2012 at 11:41 am." During Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June."
3. If people winked in real life as much as they wink in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place ;).
4. If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, I could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.
5. When a boy gets jealous, it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start.
6. "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!" "You mean, where my laptop, iPad, and phone are? Okay?"
7. I'm going to open a store next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22.
8. *_______ has accepted your friend request.* "And the stalking begins!"
9. When I and my best friends are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on the planet.
10. Oh no. Is that ____? OMOG! WALK WALK WALK.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
