1. No Trespassing: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
2. Notice: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.
3. Caution: Water on road during rain.
4. If door does not open DO NOT ENTER.
5. Anyone caught EXITING through this door will be asked to LEAVE!
6. Touching wires causes instant death. $200 fine.
7. Dark Room: KEEP DOOR CLOSED!! If it is left open all of the dark leaks out.
8. Library is closed until opening time.
9. Stop here on red. No stopping or no parking anytime.
10. Entrance only. Do no enter
11. Absolutely nothing - next 22 miles.
12. Don't stick your elbow out to far. It might go home in another car.
13. Be aware of invisibility.
14. Warning: Road sign ahead.
15. Yield to boat on road.
16. Caution: This sign has SHARP EDGES! DO NOT touch the edges of this sign. Also, the bridge it out ahead.
17. Accidents are prohibited on this road.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
