121. My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
122. *school* In class: 1 + 2 = 3.
Homework: 1 + 2 + 8 = 11.
Test: If Timmy has 5 apples and gives 2 away, calculate the sun's mass.
123. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
124. Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
125. Walking into your room and saying: "Wow I should clean this" then walking out.
126. I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
127. In math, I use this thing called the guess and hope method.
128. Me watching the Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding!
Announcer: Another devastating mistake!
129. That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
130. I didn't fall........the floor just needed a hug.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
