Me: *walking aimlessly*
Mom: How are you?
Me: I fell in love.
Mom:...
Me:...
Mom: WHAT?
Me: Don't worry. This love is impossible.
Mom: Why...
Me: Because... All those in which I fell in love are fictional.
Mom:...
Me: And dead. Fictional and dead.
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Me: *on death bed*
Me: No! Hold on, I can't die yet. There's ten more pages in my book.
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Shirt: $20
Me: Too much.
Book: $25
Me: Perfect.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
