121. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
122. A good friend buys your lunch. A true friend eats yours.
123. I'd kill for the Nobel Peace Prize.
124. On a test: ba x n2a2= banana?
125. Have you ever noticed that a woman's “I'll be ready in five minutes” and a man's “I'll be home in five minutes” are exactly the same?
126. Coffee is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than that.
127. MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans
128. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
129. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?
130. “I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. (I got this one from Bwaystar16 )
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
