1. If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil. If you see me laughing it means I've already done it.
2. Today I feel like putting an "out of order" sticker on my head and going back to bed.
3. Square box, round pieces, triangle slices... I'M CONFUSED!!!
4. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
5. If sleep is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in school?
6. I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow...I don't even know what I'm doing right now!
7. I might look like I'm doing nothing...But in my head I'm quite busy.
8. When I die I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the..."
9. My mom says its her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house too...
10. When I say "I cleaned my room" I usually mean that I made a path from my door to my bed.
BẠN ĐANG ĐỌC
Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
Ngẫu nhiênJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
