1. Place a bunch of "you are here" stickers on the mall directory.
2. Bring a box of ranch dressing into a store and say, "Excuse me, where's your dressing room?"
3. Get in the elevator and say, "Going down" as you lower yourself to the floor and start laughing hysterically.
4. Pull out a gavel at the food court and band it repeatedly on a table while yelling, "Order in the court! Order in the court!"
5. Walk out of the fitting room in a shirt that's two sizes too small and ask, "Do you have this in a smaller size?"
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
