21. Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
22. Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!
23. The dreaded question: What's your book about?
24. I mentally correct your grammar while you're speaking.
25. When other girls wanted to be a Princess Ballerina, I wanted to be an Undercover Elven Dragon Rider.
26. Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
27. They laugh because I am different! I laugh because they're same!!
28. If my book was made into a movie, I would be overjoyed... but, then gain, if the movie was not like my book, everyone involved would meet an unfortunate end.
29. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my book fortress.
30. I'm a writer – anything you say or do may be used in a story.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
