101. Math: the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
102. I don't hate you, it's just my attitude had some major issues with your personality.
103. *finds out crush isn't at school today*
"Damn, wasted outfit."
104. That annoying moment when you're sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and suddenly, a human giraffe sits in front of you.
105. If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.
106. I sincerely regret every nap I passed up on as a child.
107. 5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer. Who the freak divided this stuff?
108. "HEY WHO STOLE MY – never mind, I found it."
109. My room may be a mess, but I know where EVERYTHING is.
110. *missed call*
*calls back*
*no answer*
What, did you die within 3 seconds?
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
