101. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
102. Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
103. Common Sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
104. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
105. We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.
106. All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
107. Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
108. Some say the glass if half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
109. When nothing goes right... go left.
110. Short People: we maintain a great perspective on life because we're always looking up.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
