1. Text "I hide the body" to a random number.
2. Put blue Gatorade into a Windex bottle. Walk around in public drinking it.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "dine-in"
4. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to other that you "like it that".
5. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
7. Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole in time it creates a result.
8. Go trick-or-treating as a Jehovah's Witness.
9a. Buy Four Pigs.
9b. Paint number 1, 2, 3, & 5 on their backs.
9c. Release them at Wal-Mart.
9d. Sit back and watch security search for number 4.
10. Go to Ikea. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens the wardrobe yell, "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
11. Change iPod name to "The Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
12. Find a cookie. Tell yourself that eating the cookie is a bad idea. Eat the cookie anyway. Regret eating the cookie. Deal with guilt by eating more.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
