111. “Username or Password incorrect.” Well, at least tell me which one it is.
112. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
113. I am not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode.
114. Hard work never hurt anyone but why take the chance?
115. “I am a ninja.” “No, you're not.” “Did you seem me do that?” “Do what?” “Exactly.”
116. Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
117. Dear Pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I need to see some rent.
118. That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you can't see, and then runs away in panic.
119. Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.
120. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
