Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Brother: That's not fair! You never send her to her room when she's in trouble!
Mom: She never leaves her room. If I had to punish her, I'd make her go outside or socialize!
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU!
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*20 years after your obsession*
My Kid: hey, Mom, what did you do when you were young?
Me: obsessed over bands.
Husband: mostly my band.
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Mom: you think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
Me: look children, it's your father
Mom: What?!?
Me: What?
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
