Friend: What if you get a boyfriend and he hates your favorite celebrity?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ......why would he hate himself?
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Mother: why is he your favorite?
Me: *cracks knuckles*
Me: *stretches*
Me: *turns off light*
Me: *sets up projector*
Me: *opens PowerPoint*
Me: allow me to tell you a thing.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
Ngẫu nhiênJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
