Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: I have other students' tests to grade.
Student: I have other teachers' homework to do.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10.
Teacher: Okay, well what is somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have lef then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Teacher: Everyone who things he's stupid, please stand up.
After a while, only one student stood up...
Teacher: So, you think you are stupid!
Student: No, Ma'am!
Teacher: Then, why did you stand up?
Student: I felt bad seeing you standing alone, Ma'am!
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
