Mom: Will you cry when one of your idols gets married?
Me: I'll probably get a little teary-eyed looking at him as I walk down the aisle
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Me: *squints suspiciously*
Me: I like you, new character...
Me: *squints more suspiciously*
Me: You're going to die. Aren't you?
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Your Daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
You: Well, I was going into a hotel and saw your dad as soon as he came out of the elevator. We bumped into each other, and in that moment when I first laid eyes on him, I fell in love with him.
(Insert Name): If that's what you want to call stalking and trying to run past security, into the elevator and jumping on top of me while screaming in my ear then fine, that's what happened.
INDEED. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
