Teacher: Which is the best month for studies?
Student: Octembruary.
Teacher: There is no such month.
Student: Exactly.
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Stranger: Hi.
Me: Hi there.
Stranger:...
Me:...
Stranger:...
Me: So, what are your thoughts on (Insert)?
Stranger: Who is (insert)?
Me: Can you name the Kardashian sisters?
Stranger: Chloe, Kim, and Kourtney.
Me: We've got a problem here.
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Teacher: Where is your book?
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what is it doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...