Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Another Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube.
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Person: Describe your crush in one word.
Me: Fictional.
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Me: *reads book*
Me: Some authors could really use a "plot twist limit" or a "you've killed too many characters already" notification.
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
